Doesn’t he look sick?
He says he has a sore throat. It could be a fever.
It could be he was standing in line for several minutes at GameStop in the dripping rain…..at MIDNIGHT.
His sore throat MAY be related to all the nerds who were also in line and were SMOKING…..
But Matt says he’s just got a bad case of…
The cure is 24 straight hours of Mountain Dew and resting on the couch with your new game, a high-definition television set, and surround sound!!!
How can he POSSIBLY go to physics class tomorrow?!!!