Cough.
I’ve worn the same pajamas for the last 3 days. I missed a shopping trip. I have no appetite.
I must be siiiiiiiiiicccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
moannnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I got a regular flu shot. I don’t work outside my house. I have very few real live friends (as opposed to make-believe friends online). I wash my hands religiously. But that one bug found me.
Not H1N1 (I don’t say Swine Flu……I’m an Iowa Girl.)
More like H0No.

As in
HOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I’m SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk.

But, in the words of my mother….”I’ll be  Fine”.